February 2012
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When someone calls you and you don't want to... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
The funniest blog ever!!!
When someone is EXTREMELY excited in the morning.
thefunniestpost:
thefunniestpost!
stupidgaydumb:
what are u wearing ”jake from statefarm”
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It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
Not really. But it is my birthday! How exciting. No, I don’t have any big plans. But thanks to Facebook people were at least reminded that it is in fact my day of birth. I’m sitting here with Victoria who is not being very exciting…Idk. K, bye. :P
Watchkevinjp:
all the awards
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
thought-provoking-url:
To Democrats: If you don’t want religion in government then stop trying to get government in religion.
To Republicans: If you don’t want government in religion then stop trying to get religion in government.
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You know what's attractive?
Smart guys. Guys that try in school. Guys that actually care about their future. Guys with goals and ambitions. Yeah, that’s a major plus.
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fuck bitches, get money?
